ATHEISTS: If Darwin is correct, fetuses would evolve guns as self-defense against abortion. Do they?
warren_jeffs asked:
I’ll admit I am a fool. OK, already. But fools have the right to wonder, assert and posit what are, to them, REAL questions, that need answering. Do you folks believe that only intelligent souls should wonder? How sick is that? ALL of us should be allowed to excrete whatever is on our minds. To limit such messes is to limit the natural biproducts of the human mind. Musing and skepticism, when feuding and wordfighting with reason and conjecture have brought forth the most inspirational and rewarding of all mind-fruits. Call me what you will, but please, allow me the right to prove that even an imbecile and dort can (perchance, by accident) be absolutely almost correct. Thank you.
Audrey
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I’ll admit I am a fool. OK, already. But fools have the right to wonder, assert and posit what are, to them, REAL questions, that need answering. Do you folks believe that only intelligent souls should wonder? How sick is that? ALL of us should be allowed to excrete whatever is on our minds. To limit such messes is to limit the natural biproducts of the human mind. Musing and skepticism, when feuding and wordfighting with reason and conjecture have brought forth the most inspirational and rewarding of all mind-fruits. Call me what you will, but please, allow me the right to prove that even an imbecile and dort can (perchance, by accident) be absolutely almost correct. Thank you.
Audrey
November 28th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Brayden
Dumbest thing ive heard today.
Trying to be funny? You failed.
November 29th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Andrew
That statement is false and so the question is invalid.
November 29th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Henry
Heh.
And that is why you my friend are not a scientist.
Please keep your faith and belief in God intact so that you don’t loose it and go on a raping/murdering spree.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:55 am
Christian
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Now that was funny!
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Evelyn
Only if they survived long enough to reproduce – DUH!
December 6th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Andrea
Wow.
Just wow.
Your understanding of evolution is false.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Angelina
WOW. Truly a great example of why evolution SHOULD be taught in public schools. You are a sad sad sad person.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Isabella
They don’t evolve guns; they evolve BRAINS!
But something must have gone wrong with you.
December 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Jeremiah
You are ridiculous.
And to think the sperm that created you was the fastest!!
EDIT – you know what, it’s early and I was out last night. I get it, you’re taking the piss. Sorry!
December 12th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Olivia
Idiots are everywhere.
December 15th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Steven
You would think that they would have developed some sort of defense mechanism…
December 15th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Angel
well this must be another moronic christian making another witty post
December 15th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Vanessa
Well, no, because then they’d just be shooting up their mother, and since they can’t survive unaided at that point…
December 18th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Wyatt
You are a nob.
December 21st, 2009 at 4:25 am
Ryan
this is dumb, but i think you knew that.
evolution takes a long time. a lot longer than the short amount of time that humans have existed.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:36 am
Owen
Abortion is no ones business except the woman having the abortion.
How would you like some one telling you what to do with your body.
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Amelia
*cringes*
Epic fail.
December 26th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Carter
LOL… star… you made me laugh!
I don’t think we atheists or our children have figured out how to change from man to machine but the transformers may have an interesting perspective. Try asking them!
December 26th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Kylie
How is that so?If Darwin was correct,then if you don’t adapt,you die.Most die.That’s evolution,period.It’s not nice,It’s not fair.Adapt or die,with the majority dying.Evolution in a nutshell
December 28th, 2009 at 6:32 am
Katelyn
That’s absurd. However, I have considered that the stupidity of your question does tend to cast doubt on evolution as a theory.
December 29th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Madison
This might be the dumbest question in the history of R/S.
January 1st, 2010 at 5:21 am
Lillian
If you’re trying to make creationists look like idiots,….
…you’ve succeeded.
January 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 pm
William
that has got to be the craziest and dumbest thing I’ve heard all day
thanks for the laugh though
how does a baby with a gun stop itself being aborted shoot through mommys belly killing her and then the baby dies anyway stupid stuff
January 4th, 2010 at 3:31 am
Grace
you are a pillock! Darwin actually died a christian anyway, bet you didnt know that! Im actually an atheist and dont believe either so im not preaching at you, but what a stupid thing to say! something natural cannot evolve into something man-made. if you theory was correct, then soldiers would evolve guns surley!!!
January 5th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Kevin
A fetus is not a species for one
second if abortion was a common threat, and a human had a genetic gene set that made it resistant to abortion, given time, there would be abortion resistant humans.
you should thank your lucky stars that humans don’t have to compete vigourously for resources in order to survive. go pray and thank the lord for that.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:10 am
Ashley
Darwin is only correst today. His origin theory justifies racism.
January 8th, 2010 at 3:33 am
Addison
second dumbest thing i heard today…
January 8th, 2010 at 6:58 am
Kyle
It’s not a matter of if. He was correct. Why do people get all there information about life from 1 book.
January 10th, 2010 at 6:34 am
Vanessa
Who said they didn’t???
According to all too many Police officers, I was born with a gun in my hand.
January 12th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Gianna
Maybe one day. But for now it seems they’re only able to thrash around and attempt to pull themselves away from the surgical instruments. Most of them have a cough reflex that attempts to expell the caustic saline. It seldom has any effect against it.
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January 14th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Nicholas
Wow that is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
January 16th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Arianna
yes they do, did you not hear about the baby who the newspapers simply referred to as ‘Bazooka head Joe?
January 18th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Sophia
CONGRATULATIONS!!
That is the most stupid question that i have ever read on RS….
Are you proud of yourself!?
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January 19th, 2010 at 4:13 am
Aidan
If you thought this was clever, you are sadly mistaken.
January 19th, 2010 at 6:05 am
Melanie
Yes
January 21st, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Brayden
Give it time and maybe they will develope some type of protection. It would have to be biological though. Last time I checked, gun metal was not in the accessories manual.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Angelina
First, evolution only works when something survives to reproduce. Second, are you really that stupid?
January 23rd, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Sophie
I hope this question was meant to be funny……if not, please try cracking open a book on science instead of the Bible once in a while!
January 24th, 2010 at 1:16 am
Logan
If Darwin was correct, it is a wonder that Christianity survived at all. Look at the Crusades, the Holy wars, the millions of deaths in the name of Christianity!! But to really answer your question, you are a bit confused on Darwin’s theory. A fetus is dependent upon its mother….and the use of a gun from within the womb would destroy itself rather than protect itself.
As an aside; please check out the Darwin Awards–given each year to the human who does the rest of us a favor by removing himself/herself from the gene pool in the absolutely stupidest way possible!!
January 25th, 2010 at 6:15 am
Isabella
This is the most ridiculous question I’ve seen yet on this site.
Fetuses can’t evolve guns as guns are not organic, but made of metal. Do yourself a favor and pick up a science book and READ about evolution before asking b.s. like this, and stop wasting everyone’s time with such nonsense.