Lee, Tyson or Segal . I’ll go with Lee.

I’d say Bruce or Chuck would win mabey Mike in his prime but give Milton best answer real funny stuff, mostly the Bruce and Chuck square off and Chuck makes the same mistake he did in the movie…..great stuff!

Daniels squares off with the iron mike Tyson;
Tyson processed to break both his arms and beat him in the face until he loves him; jean Claude jumps in to try and save the kid with a spinning heel kick he is however hit in the balls with a right uppercut up from Tyson;

Janet, mike, Richard and segal move as a team to take on the Asian threesome lee, Chan, and Li; lee wins the battle of rock paper scissors and decides to talk on all four at once the dragon whips his tail and all four defeated

after feasting on the ears of danielsan and van dam Tyson move to face chuck Norris but is interrupted by the drunken boxer Jackie Chan; Chan maddened by Tyson’s high voice is unable to fight properly in a near death match he is able to hit Tyson with a kick cross cross uppercut combo and crawls to Jet LI for aid seeing his time to attack Li crushes his skull with a thundering head butt

chuck Norris and Bruce lee face off Norris makes the same mistake he did in the movie and tries to copy lee’s foot work he is hit with the one inch punch which cracks his ribs causing him to spit up blood at this time Li enters the battle and the tree square off LI takes off his collar and beats the day lights out of everyone

the end

Chuck Norris, of course! His beard would protect him from any punch, kick, etc. he allows to hit him (the only way someone could hit him). One roundhouse kick would kill all the others at once. Or he could just scare them all off with a glare. Their heads would explode due to the uncontrollable fear.

Batman could defeat them all.