Who would win this royale rumble?
g13player asked:
I know this will sound kind of funny creative to some and really stupid to others, but I’ll ask it anyway. Who would win a royal rumble if the following people were in the ring duking it out: chuck norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, James Bond (the new one), rocky balboa, jackie chan, bruce willis, jet li, samuel L. Jackson, denzel washingon, and george clooney?
Brooke
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I know this will sound kind of funny creative to some and really stupid to others, but I’ll ask it anyway. Who would win a royal rumble if the following people were in the ring duking it out: chuck norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, James Bond (the new one), rocky balboa, jackie chan, bruce willis, jet li, samuel L. Jackson, denzel washingon, and george clooney?
Brooke
January 27th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Gabriella
USC….Fight on
January 28th, 2010 at 3:36 am
Kimberly
Mr.T
January 29th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Alex
Jackie Chan. Can’t compete with a kung fu master!
January 31st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Gianna
the final two would be chuck norris vs JET LI
and the winner is
JET LI
February 1st, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Miguel
This is a dumb question apparently you don’t know Chuck Norris very well.
Did you know that:
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer? Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so fast he went back in time and killed Amelia Earheart?
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
By the time you finish reading this sentence, Chuck Norris will have killed 74 more people.
The leading cause of death in the U.S. is Chuck Norris.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Timothy
Jackie Chan.. cuz he be Kung Foo fightin’!!!!!!
February 6th, 2010 at 4:37 am
Nathan
I am going to have to go with Jackie Chan on this one. I hope that answers your question.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Megan
Chuck Norris all the way.